Alex asked:


Okay, here is the situation. I was a complete total dumba*s when I was younger, getting in trouble with the law. The first occassion was when I walked outside one morning to find some stray dog trying to screw my own that was tied up in the lawn. I gave him a kick in the ribs–and it just so happened that human society was looking for the same dog that had been reported. Hit with animal cruelty.

Later, I demanded rent from my roommate, who told me to go f*ck myself. I grabbed him and threw him down the stairwell outside the front door, causing him to chip a tooth. Slapped with assault. Then later, I went to someone’s property confront him about a text msg. Hit with tresspassing

3 misdemeanors. I want to turn my life around now–I moved out of state to find better work, but have only been working minimum wage. I want to join the Air Force, but I know they probably won’t take me if I say I have 3 misdemeanors in another state. If I’ve been clean in a new state, will they find out?

JENNY